The Confederation of New Visayan Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Warren Superales with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.664 billion Visayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Visayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,827 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,355 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Visayan Islands's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Visayan Islands is ranked 291,764^th in the world and 18^th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -861.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.