The Republic of Singapore3 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ryan Gass Kang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.313 billion Singaporeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Changi. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Singapore3ian economy, worth 669 trillion SGDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,050 SGDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Eagle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, bike rage is all the rage, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singapore3's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Singapore3 is ranked 145,781^st in the world and 2,541^st in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 517.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.