The Eternal Paradise of Very totally free is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Raul Benelez with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.393 billion Very totally freeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Free City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Very totally freean economy, worth a remarkable 4,256 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 507,100 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very totally free's national animal is the Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

Very totally free is ranked 290,207^th in the world and 16^th in Imperial Sanctuary for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -14.15 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.