Population | 10.448 billion |
Faith | Satanism |
Currency | Anok |
Animal | Ant |
The Kingdom of Angypt is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.448 billion Angyptians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Angyptian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion Anoks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,755 Anoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angypt's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.
Angypt is ranked 16,531st in the world and 19th in Thaecia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,854.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Angypt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist, Best Weather, Most Influential, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Angypt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Angypt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Angypt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Angypt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Angypt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Angypt's influence in Thaecia rose from "Nipper" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Angypt, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Following new legislation in Angypt, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
- : Angypt relocated from Balder to Thaecia.