Population | 21.728 billion |
Currency | Lucky Loot |
Animal | Lucky Lemming |
The League of Luckynia is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.728 billion Luckynians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Luckynian economy, worth 273 trillion Lucky Loots a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 12,567 Lucky Loots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners, large sections of Luckynia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Luckynia City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Luckynia's national animal is the Lucky Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Luckynia is ranked 286,530th in the world and 65th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -45.93 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Luckynia City Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, large sections of Luckynia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners.
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation".
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
- : Following new legislation in Luckynia, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.