The Armed Republic of The Greatest Military Junta is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mechki Sworthsenbuirg with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.798 billion Greatest Military Juntans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.

The thriving Greatest Military Juntan economy, worth 163 trillion Gunies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,078 Gunies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 520,783 per year while the poor average 7,703, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, new research always seems to support government initiatives, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Greatest Military Junta's national animal is the Cairge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NaN.

The Greatest Military Junta is ranked 26,518^th in the world and 13^th in Imperial World Nations for Most Patriotic, with 41.15 flags saluted per person per day.