The Allied States of Crack of Doom is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelensky with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 12.104 billion Crack of Doomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doom. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Crack of Doomian economy, worth 446 trillion Mad generations a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,922 Mad generations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crack of Doom's national animal is the sailor and its national religion is Love and Peace.

Crack of Doom is ranked 14,437^th in the world and 5^th in Mum for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,448.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.