Population | 20.141 billion |
Capital | Pencilpolis |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | Pencil Shaving |
Animal | Pencil |
The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.141 billion Pencil Sharpeners live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pencilpolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The imploded Pencil Sharpener economy, worth 112 billion Pencil Shavings a year, defies classification, with the entire state effectively one black market. Average income is 5 Pencil Shavings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 38 per year while the poor average 0.3, a ratio of 129 to 1.
Blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, interest in globalism never flags, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pencil Sharpeners's national animal is the Pencil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Pencil Sharpeners is ranked 290,672nd in the world and 66th in Nudist Dreamland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.63 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems.
- : Pencil Sharpeners lodged a message on the Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, Leader is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.