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Most Authoritarian: 6,040thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,709thMost Conservative: 12,584th
The Science Guy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Science Rules!
Bill Nye
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bill Nye the Almighty

Population4.253 billion

CapitalNyesville
LeaderBill Nye
FaithScience

CurrencyNyen Dollar
AnimalGuinea Pig

The Science Guy of Bill Nye the Almighty is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bill Nye with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.253 billion Bill Nyens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyesville. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Bill Nyen economy, worth 226 trillion Nyen Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,200 Nyen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term "Native Subject Of Bill Nye" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, discarded pennies litter the streets, and art criticism in Bill Nye the Almighty is scathingly destructive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill Nye the Almighty's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Science.

Bill Nye the Almighty is ranked 46,561st in the world and 1st in First World Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.23 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

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