Population | 4.253 billion |
Capital | Nyesville |
Leader | Bill Nye |
Faith | Science |
Currency | Nyen Dollar |
Animal | Guinea Pig |
The Science Guy of Bill Nye the Almighty is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bill Nye with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.253 billion Bill Nyens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyesville. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Bill Nyen economy, worth 226 trillion Nyen Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,200 Nyen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The term "Native Subject Of Bill Nye" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, discarded pennies litter the streets, and art criticism in Bill Nye the Almighty is scathingly destructive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill Nye the Almighty's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Science.
Bill Nye the Almighty is ranked 46,561st in the world and 1st in First World Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.23 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bill Nye the Almighty lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
- : Bill Nye the Almighty's influence in First World Order rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Bill Nye the Almighty's influence in First World Order fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Bill Nye the Almighty's influence in First World Order rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Bill Nye the Almighty's influence in First World Order rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Bill Nye the Almighty's influence in First World Order fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Bill Nye the Almighty's influence in First World Order rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Bill Nye the Almighty's influence in First World Order rose from "Minnow" to "Envoy".
- : Bill Nye the Almighty lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
- : Bill Nye the Almighty relocated from Lazarus to First World Order.