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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,667thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,746thNicest Citizens: 1,844th
The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Open, tolerant, and free
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Joseph World

Population12.104 billion

CapitalSkyhall
LeaderChairman Johnson

CurrencyGil
AnimalQuagsium

The People's Republic of Joseph World is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.104 billion Josephians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skyhall. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephian economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,101 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has been criticized for giving away Joseph World's territory to anyone who claims it, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joseph World's national animal is the Quagsium, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joseph World is ranked 3,419th in the world and 172nd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,277.38 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,667thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,746thNicest Citizens: 1,844thMost Inclusive: 1,846thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,975thMost Pacifist: 2,031stHighest Food Quality: 2,228thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,625thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,080thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,115thBest Weather: 4,140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,447thHealthiest Citizens: 4,546thMost Developed: 4,589thSafest: 5,082ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,685thSmartest Citizens: 5,765thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,931stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,211thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,672ndLargest Governments: 8,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,339thMost Secular: 9,908thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,095thMost Influential: 11,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,148thHighest Economic Output: 13,524thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,535thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,230thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,647thNudest: 19,355thHighest Average Incomes: 19,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 20,920thLargest Retail Industry: 21,095th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 77th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 94th in the regionBest Weather: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Populations: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionNudest: 114th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joseph World was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, the government has been criticized for giving away Joseph World's territory to anyone who claims it.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Joseph World voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.

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