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John; "Your about-to-be son in law is in grave danger, my emperor! *clearly uncomfortable bow* He must be in a bunker! You see, there is a criminal mastermind living in the The Great Ruin, and that man is a powerful asset for him to take over all of TNP! You must meet up with Leader Chiristopher! Bring the young man too!"
Emperor Taku: “Can this not wait 3 hours for the wedding to conclude?”
Hello there
John: Yeah, may I add, the fact that this criminal knows where the palace is? Like, exact location, man! He also knows the location of your bunker... Luckily, we have a doomsday bunker in the Holy Land region of our nation, located under the ruins of Jerusalem. This will be a perfect hiding spot, bring yourself, your daughter, this young man, and if you are desperate to have this wedding, your priest with me! I have a jet ready to fly us.
Pilot: Come on, ye losers! *Big gulp of beer*
New Vizantiya and The 3nd japanese empire
Hello, my friends. I trust the lot of you have been peaceful in my absence?
New Vizantiya and Cowbridge
Kim jong un: I will feel safer eating attackers then flying in a plane with a drunk pilot
Because he wanted to? Why does it matter?
John: I know how to fly a plane, don't worry, it's just that when I told the pilot I can fly he beat me up in a drunk bar fight. See the gash? *points at cheek, bloody scratch and the mark of an implanted fist*
New Vizantiya and Chinese rebel
Will there be any criminals I can eat there
Emperor Taku: “We shall take the imperial plane, and we shall postpone the wedding, unfortunately, I will tell the people that the energy was not right, that is why it must be postponed.”
New Vizantiya, Alantic empire, and Chinese rebel
John: Yes Kimmy, there will.
John: I think the imperial plane will be better than a junky old fighter, it is a deal. Besides, don't you wanna take a (clearly said this to calm down a drunk pilot about staying in Japan) vacation in Japan?
Pilot: YEAAAAA!!!!!!
New Vizantiya and The 3nd japanese empire
Post self-deleted by Chinese rebel.
Post self-deleted by Al-aleppo.
Post self-deleted by Chinese rebel.
*Honorius I: *appaeras at the door*
Post self-deleted by Chinese rebel.
Food
Post self-deleted by New Vizantiya.
*takes food*
*eats food*
NOW DRINK!
You’re food
*jumps on your back starts eating your shoulder*
*Takes pistol our and shoots you*
Honorius I: How BARBARIC!
*eats bullet* do you have anymore
Je suis bacc.
(No, I'm not french, it's just a joke)
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I declare Das Kaiserliche Reich Cringe for being a german clone :|
New Vizantiya and Novyvek
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