The North PacificBoard

Kabarovsk wrote:

don’t forget the list of atrocities committed by her in Yugoslavia!

Laforeia is Slobodan Milosevic?!?!

Jaiden Animations wrote:

Tell the ducks to stop voring each other.

I USED to watch Vore when I was a kid and new to the internet.

It was horrifying, can't imagine how people like (on my own words) sexualized cannibalism.
(note: I only watched it like once and it was cuz of curiosity really)

Why is my brain like this,
It needs to be chemically cleaned someday >_>

Jaiden Animations wrote:

Laforeia is Slobodan Milosevic?!?!

Maybe…

Laforeia wrote:

Hm, you’re a truthful person from my observations if you, so I’ll believe you. xD
Flipping, I dunno

How about intestines? The first one, I can see, second one, sonewhatttt, I feel like it might be a little obvious I’m more on the liberal side lol

Third one, ehhh…

1-Yay, thanks for trusting me
2-I've got a spare kidney,
Just please leave my lungs alone >_<

Gridland Empire wrote:

Why is my brain like this,
It needs to be chemically cleaned someday >_>

Or we can burn it with fire :3

Gridland Empire wrote:

1-Yay, thanks for trusting me
2-I've got a spare kidney,
Just please leave my lungs alone >_<

*Replaces your lungs with balloons*

Gridland Empire wrote:

Why is everyone obsessed with my legs💀
Like I know I got buff legs but still

You don't have any legs, as a said river otters are whole, their body is one with itself.

Jaiden Animations wrote:

How to make a [Laforeia]

1. Emoticons. lots of emoticons.
2. Amazing concealment of political beliefs
3. A thirst for legs.

How to make a [Bowg]
1. Short term memory
2. An unhealthy belief that ducks are telepathic
3. A tendency to eat radioactive waste (this is an old one)

Laforeia wrote:

Flipping, I dunno

How about intestines?

Imagine if there was an equivalent to Pinocchio but instead of his nose growing his small intestine would get larger and his large intestine would get smaller every time he told a lie.

The Brickersburg Herald

Brickersburg man attempts to steal the identity of ex-partner in order to (let's just say to buy "stuff"), is soon arrested after true identity revealed

The Confederate States of America wrote:

*Replaces your lungs with balloons*

Like my Biology teacher used to say:-"The lungs work a lot like a balloon", guess I took the phrase too literally.

Laforeia wrote:

Of course, friendo! :D
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Hm… deal!! ^^

Alright, fine… O.o

Let’s hope it doesn’t go through lol (-w- “)

I'm a business man doing business

*Breaking news* There is a fierce debate happening in the House. 3 members of the Confederate Constitutional Party and 4 of the Social Reform Party are decrying this as another fruitless attempt after the other bill was killed so soon. Senator Phillip Jackson had a shoe thrown at him and police have rushed in to break it up.

Jaiden Animations wrote:

Laforeia is Slobodan Milosevic?!?!

Whaaaaaaaaat? Laforeia, how could you? 😢 😭 😿

The Confederate States of America wrote:

*Breaking news* There is a fierce debate happening in the House. 3 members of the Confederate Constitutional Party and 4 of the Constitution Party are decrying this as another fruitless attempt after the other bill was killed so soon. Senator Phillip Jackson had a shoe thrown at him and police have rushed in to break it up.

Where did the shoe come from >_>
That was so unexpected 😂