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D:
It's swinging it around
Ohhh the unicorn's dead
Aerilia and The canadian peoples republic
I feel like you're lying...
Unicorns can't die, it's a common misconception.
Territorio di Nessuno, Nordic-British Union, Animu Place, and Vellanaro
Oh it's walking away while stomping on the dead narwhal.
Aerilia and Animu Place
Ciao! Kon'nichiwa! And Hello!
As a Red Sun rises above a broken northeast anea which is as volatile as it ever could be, where nations that are close or far ideologically butt heads, where neighboring nations are fueled by imperialist dreams and ambitions, Baratochi has been left stranded, slowly forming relationships with our neighbors but sadly, not everyone in Northeast Anea aligns with us. So we are contacting the Itallitopian Government.
While we not be direct neighbors, we here at the Stratocratic Baratochin Government have looked north with hope as Itallitopia is the closest person on Strangereal and in the Greater Tsyemny Region that’s beliefs, ideas, and ideals match up with those within the Stratocracy of Baratochi. Our belief that a strong society where order is kept while being held up by a socialist system where everyone shares that power is what will be the bonding force between our states.
Firstly, we would be delighted to set up the beginning of a strong trade bond, starting from anything just like Steel from the Asutoragētou Province, to the Rice and Wheat fields of the Hachimitsu Province, we are more than ready to give a full list of our Government Inventory that can be exported to our neighbor up to the northwest for the both of our benefit, as well as yours
Secondly, we’d be more than ecstatic to establish an embassy within Itallitopia that can further our plans of joint hands between the Stratocracy of Baratochi and the Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia. We would leave most up to you so you’d have full control of the placement, amount of staff (We’d pick staff however) embassy worker’s accessibility to Itallitopia as a whole and much more regarding Embassies. In return, Itallitopia would establish one within Baratochi.
Lastly, the Baratochin Government is looking to secure some semblance of military assets in the northern portion of the Tsyemny Sea. Due to Baratochi’s hopes of taking a leading role in the region, it has found the need to expand the reach of its military effectiveness, awareness and preparedness. Formally, we offer a non-aggression pact between us that would last to at least October 1st that can be thrown out or renewed for an additional 2 months if both parties wish for it. The signing of a NAP would be the foundation for healthy and excellent friendship and military cooperation between our alike nations.
-Dominic Barrera, Director of Baratochin Foreign Affairs
Itallitopia, Artemiseau, Wardency, and Vellanaro
Oh, what is it this time? The anti-Pigeonstan embassy needs a fresh blasted coat of paint? More foreign agents are infiltrating our country? A declaration of war?
The message plays, then concludes with a beep. For several minutes, President Agno simply sits there in silence, an indiscernible expression on their face. Finally, they speak, almost in a whisper.
So that agent... Vice President An? But... and the orb... They revert back to the stunned silence. For what seems like the millionth time, they turn back to the photo of Haym that lies on their desk. That was the beginning of your downfall, wasn’t it? The man you considered your friend, vanished away... or perhaps it was the orb that started your spiral... or maybe... or maybe... I don’t know, Haym... I don’t know. How am I meant to run this nation? How did you? How did you manage to stay sane and stable for so long?
Agno turns back to the photo of Haym on their desk. I think I finally understand it... You were leader because you had to be. You realized that to maintain peace and prosperity for all, one had to sacrifice their own peace and prosperity. And now that one must be me...
Agno sits down once again. Slowly, they reach out their hand towards a device on their desk and press a button on it. Hello? Yes, this is Ag-... this is President Agno. Can you remind me of the more urgent crises the nation is currently facing? They lean back in their chair as the long list is rattled off, but where they were before overwhelmed, they are now determined. Xeosia Later may be gone, but they are at last prepared to lead Greatly.
(Farewell, my friend. Wherever you go from here, I hope you have peace and prosperity.)
5 Kingdoms of Britannia, Cowbridge, and Vellanaro
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Suddenly, the Canadians hear humming in the distance - someone is clearly humming “One Tin Soldier”. As they near the source of the sound, they can see a figure standing on a precarious steel outcropping with its hands raised towards the sky - or rather, its one hand. The other ends at a stump at the wrist. (Sorry for not responding for so long, had some stuff to attend to.)
Agno responds in a steely voice: Now I am.
Post self-deleted by Vellanaro.
Post self-deleted by Vellanaro.
Hello hello
Territorio di Nessuno, Vellanaro, and Phoenician america
Post self-deleted by Vellanaro.
Is the weird al song “trigger happy” political
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Oh, I accidentally shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll get all liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away...
these are the lyrics I’m thinking about entering it in the next NPV
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Oh, I accidentally shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll get all liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away...
New factbook!
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Yes
Some rodent or squirrel snuck inside the house and made a mess in the kitchen yesterday.
If I ever see the little blighter I’m gonna put a bullet right between its eyes.
Aerilia and M90 close assault weapon system
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