The North PacificBoard

Stillediamgur wrote:

How about now?

...Fine. But I will not forget your crimes against the Ivernarian people in your English guise.

Ivernary wrote:

...Fine. But I will not forget your crimes against the Ivernarian people in your English guise.

blinks
you want a soldier?

Ivernary wrote:

If you commit another British Empire, I’m gonna void our alliance and beat your nation’s leader with a sock full of hard butter, and don’t you forget it.

...hard butter? why?

Ivernary wrote:

If you commit another British Empire, I’m gonna void our alliance and beat your nation’s leader with a sock full of hard butter, and don’t you forget it.

I'll beat you so hard... you Will go crawling back to Britain

2 and 2 is Fish wrote:

...hard butter? why?

We’ve got way too much of it and we can’t get rid of it fast enough to make a dent. We ought to use it for something...

On an unrelated subject, want to buy a few hundred tons of refrigerated butter?

Stillediamgur wrote:

That is the most threatening thing I've read...

We aim to intimidate!

Deerfenland wrote:

Stillediamgur, please avoid double posting

I'm so sorry..

Ivernary wrote:

We’ve got way too much of it and we can’t get rid of it fast enough to make a dent. We ought to use it for something...

On an unrelated subject, want to buy a few hundred tons of refrigerated butter?

Take it out of the freaking fridge and use it as motor oil!

Ivernary wrote:

That!

...Is... actually not the worst suggestion we’ve had. Lord knows Ivernarian tanks and SPA’s are mechanically rugged enough to handle it...

enjinerin

2 and 2 is Fish wrote:

Have you heard my national anthem?

Is it big red car from the Wiggles?

If not then nope!

Stillediamgur wrote:

Can I buy it, please? (My nation loves hard butter)

Alright, but we’re holding a hundred tons in reserve, just in case you get uppity.

Ivernary wrote:

Alright, but we’re holding a hundred tons in reserve, just in case you get uppity.

Yay, butter! *devours the butter*

Cooper the scottish terrier wrote:

*chews on a bone*

Want a biscuit?