The North PacificBoard

Greatly wrote:

Then I feel sorrow for your innocent seed of good, to go through so much. But it can still grow, no matter how haggard and crippled. It might never develop, but it could. If you can cut away part of the brain, I would assume you would be able to put it back.

Wait, can I torture it?, brainwash it?, break it?

Third Soviet Union wrote:

He thinks everything he does is justified...

He cares about his brother and his son...

His son is only 2 years old...

And his brother is the head general of the Soviet armed forces...

His brother is also the director of the KGB

...well, does Elijah have any friends?, and, what happens if I hug him?

Bellossom unity wrote:

But we have no monarchy
That why I asked...
Also we are plants so how will that even work

Fhsfb...
*slowly backs away*
Go do your... photo... photosy...
Fo to syn the sis...
Dammit, why is it such a big word?

Russian independent republics wrote:

How do you justify killing muslims

Islam is a religion of terror it is also incredibly primitive...

As history has seen Islam has been responsible for many things...

Including 9/11...

Religious sites in Turkey Iran and Afghanistan are currently being destroyed Islamic rebels are quickly being put down...

And all children in the occupied countries of turkey and Iran and Afghanistan are being taught to be atheist and loyal to the Soviet state

Greatly wrote:

Then the being must be fixed so that their seed is able to grow.

So, You're suggesting that his body must be altered?

So, what about viruses?

They have to be violent to live.

Shiroiyuki wrote:

Wait, can I torture it?, brainwash it?, break it?
...well, does Elijah have any friends?, and, what happens if I hug him?

Elijah does have a couple of friends...

But I will not say what their names are...

and Elijah does not like physical attention unless it's from somebody he knows

Third Soviet Union wrote:

Elijah does have a couple of friends...

But I will not say what their names are...

and Elijah does not like physical attention unless it's from somebody he knows

...how do I become his friend?

Shiroiyuki wrote:

...how do I become his friend?

He's an introvert...

He sticks with a small group of friends

The islamic arabian state wrote:

How dare you....

Get used to it

Middle Vers wrote:

But Sweaty fish is the fish, Accipitridia is epic birb Empire, and I...
I, uh, I don't know what I am.

Maybe
a furrbie
a FURRY UwU

The islamic arabian state wrote:

n

Otherwise I'm going to start bombing you

Greatly wrote:

Lotsa quotes

President Haym picks up.
Ah, Elijah, my friend! Calling to say you’re ready to convert to pacifism?Russian independent republics Ok I think I may need some help You could try. Not necessarily. Say they were contained within constantly regenerating infected tissue, they could simply multiply and infect the repeatedly growing tissue. Or maybe not. I’m not a scientist.

There's a problem.

They would be killing living things, as the tissue must Have cells to be able to be infected.

Greatly wrote:

Lotsa quotes

President Haym picks up.
Ah, Elijah, my friend! Calling to say you’re ready to convert to pacifism?Russian independent republics Ok I think I may need some help You could try. Not necessarily. Say they were contained within constantly regenerating infected tissue, they could simply multiply and infect the repeatedly growing tissue. Or maybe not. I’m not a scientist.

May all your cargo sleep with the magikarp