The Constitutional Monarchy of The Trintin Empire is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.38 billion Trintinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Trintinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,853 trillion Triniouses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 138,550 Triniouses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", Trintinian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Trintin Empire's national animal is the Pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crystal Unity.

The Trintin Empire is ranked 283,892^nd in the world and 15^th in The Transgender Region for Most Primitive, scoring -403.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.