The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.376 billion Osheigans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,900 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 6,702^nd in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,167.32 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.