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Drystar wrote:The Art Deco and the Wright design ones. But leave the Las Vegas strip neon one running. Someone needs to pay for our “fact finding” trips.

Ooh, brilliant choice! Now do you have the appropriate requisition forms? Speaking of appropriate . . .

Aumeltopia wrote:The Ministry of Regional Affairs is working on a project to ramp up the Polynesian 'theme' of TSP. The minor WFE edit is a first step, and not a terribly creative one, but hopefully we'll see more in the future.

Well, isn't that fun, using the cultures of others as an exciting little theme. I have faith in you all to do this correctly, but I hope you all know what a delicate balance this will be.

Drystar, Aumeltopia, East lodge, Proctethia, and 1 otherMelicorium

Auphelia wrote:Ooh, brilliant choice! Now do you have the appropriate requisition forms? Speaking of appropriate . . .

Well, isn't that fun, using the cultures of others as an exciting little theme. I have faith in you all to do this correctly, but I hope you all know what a delicate balance this will be.

I always have the proper forms, in triplicate even. Odd, that’s the same number as my ex wives... conspiracy?!?

Auphelia, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Drystar wrote:I always have the proper forms, in triplicate even. Odd, that’s the same number as my ex wives... conspiracy?!?

You only remember three of them because of ex-wife #89 and the lead pipe she brought to the arbitration meeting.

We got most of your brains back in your head, which really isn't saying much, all things considered.

Drystar, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Auphelia wrote:You only remember three of them because of ex-wife #89 and the lead pipe she brought to the arbitration meeting.

We got most of your brains back in your head, which really isn't saying much, all things considered.

It’s not like you expect me to do anything other then nod my head and agree with you anyway.

Auphelia, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Erinor wrote:Further to the previous announcement, here's another Southern Journal exclusive, containing the winning entry to the South Pacific Summer Festival Writing Competition!
Please upvote!

A double post?
It is treason, then...

East lodge wrote::0 Thank you Tssy! Blessings for ducking life!
*quack*

I guess I'm the TSP goddess of foxes? Also cotton, candy, and cotton candy. That's pretty cool, cute animals, sweets, and yummy things!

Well, whatever floats your fried tofu boat. :p

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Hey look

It's a dragon

*Boops*

Si-topia wrote:Hey look

It's a panda

*boop*
:p

Hey look

It's a fox

*boops self*

Aumeltopia wrote:It's not a motto, but rather "Welcome to the south!" in Maori.

Why did you choose Maori of all languages? Isn't that southwest Pacific? New Zealand is hardly the most representative of the region.

Aumeltopia wrote:The Ministry of Regional Affairs is working on a project to ramp up the Polynesian 'theme' of TSP. The minor WFE edit is a first step, and not a terribly creative one, but hopefully we'll see more in the future.

Maori specifically because, while I'd love to promote a smaller and less-represented language here like Marquesan, Rarotongan, or Tokelauan, it's honestly hard to find suitable resources on the internet for any Polynesian language except Maori. It says what has already been said because I couldn't think of another good TSP phrase for which I was confident of the translation. I don't want to just be plugging things into Google Translate and saying "yeah, that works as long as no one knows what's right!"

Sounds like forced cherry-picking inclusivity and multiculturalism.

Si-topia, East lodge, Proctethia, and Melicorium

The Solar System Scope wrote:Hey look

It's a fox

*boops self*

Such a cute lil foxy :3
*smooch*

I'm back!

The Solar System Scope, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Western fardelshufflestein

East lodge

Curlyhoward wrote:East lodge said 'it lasts so long' AND 'long'

Talk about some nasty self confidence.

Hehe Curly's jealous... jk I seriously doubt it

Curlyhoward, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Final Southern Journal publication of the day, I promise, but here's an op-ed on the recent Cabinet election by United federated states of omega:

Defender Distinction

By United federated states of omega

With the recent Cabinet election now behind us, I wanted to take a look at the Cabinet we’ve ended up with and have considered what it might mean for the region. It has become a joke that “this election is the most important of our lifetime” and while I won’t go that far, I will posit that this election is one many of us will look back on for years to come as a time when TSP reached a fork in the road and chose the path of distinction. Up and down the ticket there was one thing on everyone’s mind: Defender leadership. Never before have I seen an Assembly so ready for a Cabinet which takes to heart the resolution passed in July of last year.

The race for Minister of Regional Affairs is the exception that proves the rule. This race was never going to involve an overtly defender candidate because that’s not what we look for in MoRA. What we look for in a MoRA is someone who is going to promote and bolster our culture, promote a free press, and provide the resources necessary for the roleplay community to be as strong as possible. All of these things are vital to our long-term health as a region and we had strong competition for the position, which made it one of the liveliest campaigns in a few cycles. While we may not have wanted someone as passionate as a Defender advocate as we did for the other positions, this role is, however, just as important for our leadership in the Defender sphere. No region has ever become a leader in this game without first having a strong culture at home. I am excited to see what Seraph (Erinor) brings to the Ministry as he returns to the corner office where he got his start in government.

When Phoenix (Fihami) declared for Minister of Military Affairs, I was not surprised. Anyone who knows Phoenix knows they are ambitious to serve TSP and they have become a well-known name all around the Defender community. They update like no one else and, while she still searches for that elusive zero-second chase, she is as active as ever with members of the SPSF. If the Assembly was looking for a rising star in the Defender world, they have found it. Between her intimate knowledge of gameplay mechanics and her friendliness to the rest of the Defender community, I have no doubt that Phoenix will be a transformational MoMA. I also have a hunch we won’t be the only ones remembering her name for years to come.

Roavin finally got his wish. Not only is he free to post whatever he likes to the gameplay servers, but he also got his dream Prime Minister. No one is better suited for the task than Nakari (Nakarisaune). She has a proven record of experience and leadership in TSP, while also being a key player in the Defender world. She has been an exceptional Cabinet member and advisor and, having worked with her in FA myself, no one will better represent our government to the public. If we want a dedicated government that will ensure we are leading the world, Nakari is the right person to lead that government. It goes without saying that the PM campaign was exciting and it was great to see every office contested, and I know I am not alone when saying that all the candidates who ran will hold a bright future in this region. When the Assembly made it clear they wanted a defender, however, they got the right one for the job.

It is no secret that Jay (Qvait) and I get along and I had the pleasure to work with him through the transition. The Minister of Foreign Affairs campaign was anything but ordinary but again, the Assembly wanted someone who would guide our diplomacy to be that of a pioneer in the defending community. Jay is already kicking off this work at a breakneck pace and I know I speak for all of us in the MoFA when we say we are excited to work with him. Jay has indicated he will work diligently to cultivate a strong ambassadorial staff, a key to any effort of ours diplomatically. He ought to be proud of what has been accomplished in his first week and the Assembly out to be delighted they have such an exceptional representative of their foreign policy. Make no mistake, I was in a celebratory mood handing off the keys to my former office, as I knew we had such an exceptional person taking over.

This election has given us a strong team to lead us forward. I know each of them will put us on a path towards international leadership with distinction and poise and I look forward in four months to celebrating the fruits of their labors. Until then, let us all rededicate ourselves to the service of our region so we might aid this visionary cabinet in the pursuit of glory for TSP.

Read dispatch


Please upvote!

Erinor wrote:Final Southern Journal publication of the day, I promise, but here's an op-ed on the recent Cabinet election by United federated states of omega:
Defender Distinction

By United federated states of omega

With the recent Cabinet election now behind us, I wanted to take a look at the Cabinet we’ve ended up with and have considered what it might mean for the region. It has become a joke that “this election is the most important of our lifetime” and while I won’t go that far, I will posit that this election is one many of us will look back on for years to come as a time when TSP reached a fork in the road and chose the path of distinction. Up and down the ticket there was one thing on everyone’s mind: Defender leadership. Never before have I seen an Assembly so ready for a Cabinet which takes to heart the resolution passed in July of last year.

The race for Minister of Regional Affairs is the exception that proves the rule. This race was never going to involve an overtly defender candidate because that’s not what we look for in MoRA. What we look for in a MoRA is someone who is going to promote and bolster our culture, promote a free press, and provide the resources necessary for the roleplay community to be as strong as possible. All of these things are vital to our long-term health as a region and we had strong competition for the position, which made it one of the liveliest campaigns in a few cycles. While we may not have wanted someone as passionate as a Defender advocate as we did for the other positions, this role is, however, just as important for our leadership in the Defender sphere. No region has ever become a leader in this game without first having a strong culture at home. I am excited to see what Seraph (Erinor) brings to the Ministry as he returns to the corner office where he got his start in government.

When Phoenix (Fihami) declared for Minister of Military Affairs, I was not surprised. Anyone who knows Phoenix knows they are ambitious to serve TSP and they have become a well-known name all around the Defender community. They update like no one else and, while she still searches for that elusive zero-second chase, she is as active as ever with members of the SPSF. If the Assembly was looking for a rising star in the Defender world, they have found it. Between her intimate knowledge of gameplay mechanics and her friendliness to the rest of the Defender community, I have no doubt that Phoenix will be a transformational MoMA. I also have a hunch we won’t be the only ones remembering her name for years to come.

Roavin finally got his wish. Not only is he free to post whatever he likes to the gameplay servers, but he also got his dream Prime Minister. No one is better suited for the task than Nakari (Nakarisaune). She has a proven record of experience and leadership in TSP, while also being a key player in the Defender world. She has been an exceptional Cabinet member and advisor and, having worked with her in FA myself, no one will better represent our government to the public. If we want a dedicated government that will ensure we are leading the world, Nakari is the right person to lead that government. It goes without saying that the PM campaign was exciting and it was great to see every office contested, and I know I am not alone when saying that all the candidates who ran will hold a bright future in this region. When the Assembly made it clear they wanted a defender, however, they got the right one for the job.

It is no secret that Jay (Qvait) and I get along and I had the pleasure to work with him through the transition. The Minister of Foreign Affairs campaign was anything but ordinary but again, the Assembly wanted someone who would guide our diplomacy to be that of a pioneer in the defending community. Jay is already kicking off this work at a breakneck pace and I know I speak for all of us in the MoFA when we say we are excited to work with him. Jay has indicated he will work diligently to cultivate a strong ambassadorial staff, a key to any effort of ours diplomatically. He ought to be proud of what has been accomplished in his first week and the Assembly out to be delighted they have such an exceptional representative of their foreign policy. Make no mistake, I was in a celebratory mood handing off the keys to my former office, as I knew we had such an exceptional person taking over.

This election has given us a strong team to lead us forward. I know each of them will put us on a path towards international leadership with distinction and poise and I look forward in four months to celebrating the fruits of their labors. Until then, let us all rededicate ourselves to the service of our region so we might aid this visionary cabinet in the pursuit of glory for TSP.

Read dispatch


Please upvote!

I don't trust you

Melicorium

How large do you think your nation's realistic population would be?

I was thinking I might have 3 Million.

The Solar System Scope and Melicorium

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:I don't trust you

Well, it's definitely the last of my day. I have one more Cabinet interview and an Op-ed by yours truly still to publish, but that'll be for tomorrow at the earliest.

The Solar System Scope wrote:Why did you choose Maori of all languages? Isn't that southwest Pacific? New Zealand is hardly the most representative of the region.

Aumeltopia wrote:Maori specifically because, while I'd love to promote a smaller and less-represented language here like Marquesan, Rarotongan, or Tokelauan, it's honestly hard to find suitable resources on the internet for any Polynesian language except Maori. It says what has already been said because I couldn't think of another good TSP phrase for which I was confident of the translation. I don't want to just be plugging things into Google Translate and saying "yeah, that works as long as no one knows what's right!"

Maori is a Nuclear Polynesian language and is actually, despite being geographically in the southwest, part of the East Polynesian branch with Hawaiian and Tahitian.

The Solar System Scope wrote:Sounds like forced cherry-picking inclusivity and multiculturalism.

Well, now I guess it's been accused of being both too culturally insensitive and too culturally sensitive...?

We're trying to take a regional theme that right now views the South Pacific as one giant tropical island resort (as, of course, Europeans and Americans see it), and add a bit more depth by figuring out how we can incorporate the actual Polynesian culture that has been the defining characteristic of the real South Pacific since long before Europeans. Because real culture will always be more valuable than a superficial image of palm trees and turquoise lagoons.

I'm obviously not perfect, but in coming up with some ideas for how to bring this theme to life I've been trying my best to do so in a way that respects the cultural significance of Polynesian designs and language. I'm not just slapping a design featuring an atua or a hei tiki on the flag. This website has been especially helpful, among others: iponz.govt.nz/about-ip/maori-ip/concepts-to-understand/ But of course, as someone without Pacific Islander heritage and who's not even a NZer, I'm never going to understand things fully. The MoRA is working more, I think, towards a theme that takes inspiration from an accurate picture of Polynesian culture, but neither seeks to replicate it exactly nor to copy a careless version of it.

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, East lodge, Proctethia, and 1 otherMelicorium

Proctethia wrote:How large do you think your nation's realistic population would be?

I was thinking I might have 3 Million.

Probably the population of tenochitlan

The Solar System Scope, East lodge, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Melicorium

Proctethia wrote:How large do you think your nation's realistic population would be?

I was thinking I might have 3 Million.

I have already calculated my actual population, and that would be 307,367,623.

Si-topia wrote:Such a cute lil foxy :3
*smooch*

eepers, you made me blush
You are clearly mistaken...

Proctethia wrote:How large do you think your nation's realistic population would be?

I was thinking I might have 3 Million.

Thanks for giving me flashbacks to the awful time I tried tu convince people that three billion people made sense.

Aumeltopia wrote:Maori is a Nuclear Polynesian language and is actually, despite being geographically in the southwest, part of the East Polynesian branch with Hawaiian and Tahitian.
Well, now I guess it's been accused of being both too culturally insensitive and too culturally sensitive...?

We're trying to take a regional theme that right now views the South Pacific as one giant tropical island resort (as, of course, Europeans and Americans see it), and add a bit more depth by figuring out how we can incorporate the actual Polynesian culture that has been the defining characteristic of the real South Pacific since long before Europeans. Because real culture will always be more valuable than a superficial image of palm trees and turquoise lagoons.

I'm obviously not perfect, but in coming up with some ideas for how to bring this theme to life I've been trying my best to do so in a way that respects the cultural significance of Polynesian designs and language. I'm not just slapping a design featuring an atua or a hei tiki on the flag. This website has been especially helpful, among others: iponz.govt.nz/about-ip/maori-ip/concepts-to-understand/ But of course, as someone without Pacific Islander heritage and who's not even a NZer, I'm never going to understand things fully. The MoRA is working more, I think, towards a theme that takes inspiration from an accurate picture of Polynesian culture, but neither seeks to replicate it exactly nor to copy a careless version of it.

Oh I see. Thank you for explaining and sorry for being so skeptical.

Aumeltopia, Proctethia, and Melicorium

*Sits in my brand-new shiny Chair*

Heh...

It gives me extra height! ^-^

Proctethia and Melicorium

Hello everyone

Rabbitz, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Chill cob wrote:Hello everyone

Hewwo!

How ya been?

Amerion, Proctethia, and Melicorium

It was hot today and it is hot tonight. Despite the late hour, my room is still very warm. Something tells me my sleep may be disrupted.

Amerion, Midand, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Auphelia wrote:Get in the coup queue, darling.

. . .

Why? I do understand the Maori live in the South Pacific, but why was this added now, why Maori specifically, and why does it just say what has been already said?

You're a curious one, dear.

Good morning, love! It feels like ages since I've seen you. How have you been?

Yes, ages indeed!

Delightfully evil, dear. And you?

Auphelia, Rabbitz, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Drystar wrote:It’s not like you expect me to do anything other then nod my head and agree with you anyway.

As opposed to what? Having your own opinions?

Oh, you always make me laugh.

Amerion wrote:Yes, ages indeed!

Delightfully evil, dear. And you?

Most marvellously malevolent, pet.

Proctethia wrote:How large do you think your nation's realistic population would be?

I was thinking I might have 3 Million.

I'd only have a few thousand

Proctethia and Melicorium

*Hits the silence with my Chair*

Bad silence!

Rabbitz wrote:*Hits the silence with my Chair*

Bad silence!

Silence is not a dog.

Amerion, Midand, Rabbitz, Bovloscj, and 3 othersProctethia, Melicorium, and Laamiva

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