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The eternal swedish empire wrote:Im such a sussy baka

you sussy baka

The eternal swedish empire and Kaiser reich the vii

The eternal swedish empire

Kaiser reich the vii wrote:The Kaiser has spoken today

Yay
Kaiserposting

A Place Somewhere wrote:you sussy baka

I saw you vent

Post by Theplya suppressed by Murelia.

The eternal swedish empire wrote:Yay
Kaiserposting
I saw you vent

oh no

points nuke at you

Volaworand, The eternal swedish empire, and Modelna

The eternal swedish empire wrote:Ngl thats sussy

WHEN TJE IMPOSER IS SUS 😳😳😳!!!!1!1111!!1!

The eternal swedish empire and Modelna

Unified asian states

N-Day is nearly here, prepare for the apocalypse!

The eternal swedish empire, Modelna, and Temnika

Unified asian states wrote:N-Day is nearly here, prepare for the apocalypse!

OK

The eternal swedish empire

Unified asian states wrote:N-Day is nearly here, prepare for the apocalypse!

Start stockpiling potatoes before it's too late!

Due to rising fears of N-day radiation infections and various mutations, people have resorted to using potatoes, a commonly used root vegetable, poisoning themselves in the process.

[TSP]VBC News reports an increase in calls to poison control centers due to the vegetable. The Faraday Poison Center reports an increase by 40-50 calls daily due to the do-it-yourself radiation treatment and preventive trend that's worrying health experts.

Experts Warn of The Dangers of Potatoes
Julie Weber, the president of the Volaworand Association of Poison Control Centers tells VBC News that people are getting potatoes through their local markets and dosing themselves in a poor attempt to treat or prevent radiation infections.

Experts urge people to avoid fake 'cures' and lures that are detrimental to their health and could cause problems as severe as the radiation infections they are attempting to treat.

Soren Rodning, a Volaworand Antarctic College researcher, warns that potatoes should not be used to self-medicate, adding that there is no study proving the effectiveness of potatoes to treat radiation infections in humans.

How Potatoes Became a Popular DIY Radiation Treatment
The trend in using potatoes as a radiation deterrent was generated by the Grassroots Radiation Infection Frontline Treatment & Emergency Response Alliance that formed at the beginning of N-day catastrophe. It is composed of critical care workers that previously promoted the controversial use of Hot Pink Hello Kitty Band-aids to treat of gunshot wounds according to an investigation by Science-ish News Today.

On the other hand, TSP regulators are firmly reiterating the lack of robust evidence and safety data before recommending potatoes as preventive medicine, cure, or treatment for radiation.

The GRIFTER Alliance held a press conference touting a TEP study that showed proof of the vegetable's ability to combat radiation infections. However, public health agencies and health experts denounce the study and "shoddy pseudoscience funded by Big Potato dark money".

In an earlier statement, the National Institutes of Health refused to support potatoe-based treatment of radiation infections until human clinical trials prove the safety and effectiveness of the vegetable.

Meanwhile, the TSP Food and Drug Administration also warns South Pacificians not to self-medicate using potatoes which are primarily needed for SPIT production.

Large Amounts of Potatoes are Poisonous
Potatoes are a common root vegetable used in fries, chips, vodka and SPIT, and often harmlessly consumed in raw, deep fried, mashed or baked forms.

Although small doses of the potatoes can be tolerated by humans with minimal side effects like increased heart rates, rashes, and nausea, taking large doses can cause severe poisoning in humans.

The Faraday Poison Center reminds the public that overdoses of potatoes can result in lung issues, heart problems, seizures, and coma in humans. Adding that people should refrain from consuming potatoes especially if they believe they have radiation poisonings.

According to reports the TEP study that triggered the trend of using potatoes to prevent or treat radiation infections tested the efficacy of potatoes in vitro or performed outside of living organisms.



- Volaworand Newswire
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Drystar and The eternal swedish empire

The eternal swedish empire

Unified asian states wrote:N-Day is nearly here, prepare for the apocalypse!

Prepared
Have my 160 year old jumpsuit a flask a bit of money and a spear and the location of klamath

Drystar wrote:Concrete Slab, recall the discussion on discord?
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Proper Process for Alerting Nations to Rule Infractions

The process for notifying a nation of a rule infraction in regard to the the RMB Rules and Etiquette dispatch is as follows, and must include at least one of the following steps:

  • The suppression of the offending RMB post

  • The quoting in part or in whole of the offending post, with clearance given to snip said post entirely, along with the linked RMB Rules and Etiquette Dispatch

  • The quoting in part or in whole of the offending post, with clearance given to snip said post entirely, and the inclusion of the specific rule broken

  • Guidelines for Administration of Disciplinary Actions

    The Local Council, or entities authorised to act in any legal capacity on their behalf, are given discretion to suppress any post deemed to be in violation of any rule outlined in the RMB Rules and Etiquette dispatch. Similarly, ejection and banjection may be administered using the judgement of the Council and /or associated entities at any time they see fit, so long as the above process for alerting nations to their infractions has been followed.

    If the offending actions are deemed to violate NS site rules, the nation will be reported to the site Moderation team and discipline will be meted out as usual until the Mods make a ruling. Should they suppress posts or delete the recipient of discipline, no further action must be taken by the administrators of discipline and no appeals of other content previously posted by the Mod disciplined user may be filed by either the recipient of discipline or a later incarnation of them.

    Methods for Appeal of Disciplinary Action

    Disputes between the Local Council or their associated entities and a party receiving discipline for actions deemed to be in violation of RMB rules concerning the interpretation or application of said rules should be settled on the RMB, contained within spoilers. The recipient of discipline may request the following of the party administering the discipline if they have not been provided:

  • A link to the RMB Rules and Etiquette Dispatch

  • A written list of the RMB Rules and Etiquette guidelines they are charged with violating

  • An explanation of why their posts were suppressed or further disciplinary action was taken


    If the dispute cannot thus be settled, it shall, upon the request of the recipient of discipline, be submitted for further review to the shared Local Council nation through telegram, to be adjudicated by the member(s) of the Local Council not involved in two of the following: the initial alert to a rule infraction, subsequent disciplinary action, or the initial providing of reasoning and evidence of wrongdoing.

    In the event that one or no Councillors are uninvolved in the discipline, the disciplinary action stands. In the event that there are two Councillors uninvolved in the discipline, the recipient of discipline and the involved Councillor will be notified that their dispute is under review.

    The procedures of this level of arbitration are to be as follows:

  • The Local Councillor or associated entity responsible in whole or in part for the disciplinary action taken may choose to send a telegram to the shared Local Council nation providing reasoning for their actions to be considered during deliberations.

  • The recipient of discipline may choose to send a telegram to the shared Local Council nation providing reasoning for the disciplinary actions to be reversed to be considered during deliberations.

  • A third party, given permission by the recipient of discipline to communicate on their behalf, may provide reasoning for the disciplinary actions to be reversed to be considered during deliberations.

  • All telegrams must be sent within 48 hours of the recipient of punishment and involved Councillor receiving notification that their dispute is under review.

  • The arbiters must come to and communicate the verdict to all parties involved within 7 days of the initial notice given by them that the case is under review. Any orders to reverse disciplinary actions must be enclosed within.

    This level of arbitration may be resolved in the following ways by an all or nothing vote:

  • The remaining Council finds the discipline to be merited and upholds the decision.

  • The remaining Council is split and cannot render a decision, thereby upholding the existing decision.

  • The remaining Council find the discipline to not be merited in whole or in part, and can reverse or demand the reversal of actions determined to have been taken against the spirit or actual wording of the RMB Rules and Etiquette or other such Local Council guidelines.


    In the event the recipient of discipline remains unsatisfied with the ruling, they are encouraged to bring their complaint before the High Court and their complaint will thus be out of the purview of the Local Council. All further determination will be handled by the High Court according to their own procedures and practises.



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    But that's so much woooooooork

    Drystar and The eternal swedish empire

    Concrete Slab wrote:But that's so much woooooooork

    I said the exact same thing first time I read it.

    Concrete Slab, The eternal swedish empire, and Temnika

    How is everyone?

    The eternal swedish empire and Temnika

    Noimosini wrote:How is everyone?

    Good ig

    The eternal swedish empire and Temnika

    Very sad I will be inactive for the first few hours of N-Day.

    The eternal swedish empire

    The eternal swedish empire

    Noimosini wrote:How is everyone?

    Great

    Anilitty wrote:Very sad I will be inactive for the first few hours of N-Day.

    Same

    Noimosini wrote:How is everyone?

    I’m doing great today, what about you?

    The eternal swedish empire

    Theplya wrote:-Snip-

    (Why does newcomers got their first post suppressed, while they didn't know the rules yet?
    Notification: Concrete Slab, Murelia, PenguinPies)

    Welcome to the South Pacific, Friends! *Hands you S.P.I.T (South Pacific Iced Tea) and T.H.I.C.C (The Huge Ice Cream Cake)*. I am Somurias, and i hope you like to stay in the South Pacific, but to play in this regions, you must remember that there are several rules and some NS stuff here:

    Click here to read the delegate's welcome!

    Click here to read the introduction to Nation States and TSP!

    Click here to know how the game works!

    Click here to know the RMB rules!

    Enjoy this region, and have a nice time here, Friends!

    Also, you can join our discord if you interested:
    https://discord.gg/qEjy2uG
    And our forum here:
    http://tspforums.xyz/
    Once again, enjoy this region!

    Murelia and The eternal swedish empire

    Murelia wrote:I’m doing great today, what about you?

    I've been alright

    Murelia and The eternal swedish empire

    I have cleared out my schedule for N-Day, now that’s left to do is wait… >:)

    I am too lazy to log onto literally every single one of my puppets for N-Day though, I’ll probably just use like 40 of them

    Concrete Slab, Somurias, The eternal swedish empire, and Baller-land

    Somurias wrote:(Why does newcomers got their first post suppressed, while they didn't know the rules yet?
    Notification: Concrete Slab, Murelia, PenguinPies)
    Welcome to the South Pacific, Friends! *Hands you S.P.I.T (South Pacific Iced Tea) and T.H.I.C.C (The Huge Ice Cream Cake)*. I am Somurias, and i hope you like to stay in the South Pacific, but to play in this regions, you must remember that there are several rules and some NS stuff here:

    Click here to read the delegate's welcome!

    Click here to read the introduction to Nation States and TSP!

    Click here to know how the game works!

    Click here to know the RMB rules!

    Enjoy this region, and have a nice time here, Friends!

    Also, you can join our discord if you interested:
    https://discord.gg/qEjy2uG
    And our forum here:
    http://tspforums.xyz/
    Once again, enjoy this region!

    Notifications

    Anyways, just answer my question. Have a nice day or night, Friends!

    The eternal swedish empire

    Osheiga wrote:I have cleared out my schedule for N-Day, now that’s left to do is wait… >:)

    I am too lazy to log onto literally every single one of my puppets for N-Day though, I’ll probably just use like 40 of them

    Just use these tools

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    Useful Technology + Tools
    Potato Alliance N-Day Guide

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    Why you should use it: If you have anywhere from 1 to ~25 puppet nations, it makes switching between them easier.

    A NationStates++ puppet list.

    NationStates++ is one of the most widely-used extensions for NationStates. One of its main features is a puppet management tool that allows you to switch between nation accounts by clicking a link instead of having to enter your password each time. Being able to switch between puppets quickly and easily is extremely important because less wasted time logging into a puppet nation means more time for shielding or launching.

    NationStates++ can be installed Linkhere. Once it's added, you'll see a new button in the top right of the NationStates menu bar labelled 'Puppets'. Hover over it, and you'll see a link labelled 'Manage Puppets'. If you click that, you'll be taken to a page where you can add puppet accounts and even organize them into different lists.

    Unfortunately, however, NationStates++ is old and no longer maintained. While its puppet management function still seems to work, many of its other features are broken. If you want a newer, alternate version that lacks many of NationStates++'s issues, you can try LibreNS++. LibreNS++ is set up as a userscript (a little bit of code that the user -- you -- add to your browser), so you need to install the LinkGreasemonkey (Firefox) or LinkTampermonkey (Chrome) extension first in order to run it (those extensions basically just allow you to add your own little bits of code to your browser).

    Once you've installed one of those extensions, click Linkhere to install the LibreNS++ userscript. Reload NationStates once you've installed it, and you'll see a new button in the top right of the NationStates menu bar labelled 'Puppets'. Click on it, and you'll see a link labelled 'Manage Puppets'. If you click that, you'll be taken to a page where you can add puppet accounts. You can find more information about LibreNS++ here.

    Why you should use it: If you have ~25 or more puppet nations, it makes switching between them a lot easier (even easier than NationStates++/LibreNS++). It's the preferred puppet switching technique of the pros!

    Containerise is an extension for the Firefox browser that makes handling a large number of puppets much easier. As Racoda, the author of the main guide on using Containerise for NationStates, notes:

    "Firefox includes a feature that lets you use multiple identities (multiple accounts) on one site, with each account in a distinct, colour-coded container. What this means for NationStates is that you can be logged in to multiple nations in different tabs all at once, without having to switch between them. This allows to greatly speed up [switching between puppet nations].... Of course, the more ... puppets you have, the greater the time savings. In essence, containers can be thought of as if you're using a different browser (or private browsing) for each nation, but all within a single browser instance.

    One of the many extensions leveraging the power of Firefox' containers is Containerise, which lets you automagically open a tab with a different, logged-in nation (without having to log out from all of your other ones) by simply clicking a link."

    The Potato Alliance commanders advise you to set up and use Containerise if you're planning to use a large number of puppet nations (say, 25 or more) during N-Day. Being able to switch between puppets quickly and easily is extremely important because less wasted time logging into a puppet nation means more time for shielding or launching. If you're interested in learning how to use it and want to run a lot of puppets, but you're not sure quite how things work, feel free to tag King Platypus#1081, Somyrion#8047, or 9003#5389 on Discord for help.

    The following dispatch is a comprehensive guide to setting up Containerise for puppet management. Please read it for instructions on how to set up the extension. It's originally meant for use by card farmers (players who run large numbers of puppet nations in order to generate cards), though, so it includes references to card farming. You can safely ignore those, because in this case you're using it for N-Day, not the cards game. But make sure to choose the container=puppet option when you reach that step in the instructions!

    page=dispatch/id=1383002

    Why you should use it: It will make all your actions much quicker. Everyone should use it!

    Psithurism is a keybinding script (a derivative of LinkBreeze++) that has been built specifically for Potato Alliance for N-Day. It takes actions that you would normally take with your mouse, like going to a certain page or clicking a button, and maps them to keys on your keyboard.

    For example, if you want to check if there are any incoming nukes on our faction, instead of having to find the right page and then click a button to shoot down anything incoming, you can simply press m once (to go to the incoming nukes page), and then immediately m again (to shoot down anything incoming, or reload the page to check for anything new otherwise). That means that instead of having to handle everything manually, you can simply do m, m, m, m, .... So much easier!

    Here's a list of all the keybind functions that Psithurism will have:

    Key (on your keyboard) --------------------------------------------

    What does it do?

    n

    Reloads any page you're on.

    <

    Goes back to the previous page.

    p, p, p, ...

    Convert production to nukes or shields -- which one it chooses is based on specialty (military specialists' production is converted into nukes, both other specialties' production is converted into shields). You have to press it multiple times in a row to cycle through the production-generating process (going to the production page, selecting the right amount of production, etc.). Stop pressing it when you have no more production left to convert!

    w, w, w, ...

    Convert production to nukes only. Don't use this unless there's some good reason why you need to generate nukes on an Economic or Strategic Specialist nation!

    s, s, s, ...

    Convert production to shields only. Don't use this unless there's some good reason why you need to generate nukes on a Military Specialist nation!

    spacebar, spacebar

    Hit once to go to your nukes page, twice to go to the Potato Alliance faction page.

    m, m, m, ...

    View (press once) and shield (press twice) incoming nukes, as described in the example above. If you're sitting on the incoming nukes page, waiting for anything to shoot down, just press it over and over and over. It'll keep reloading the page until there's something to shoot down, at which point it'll select the shield button immediately.

    k, k, k, ...

    Perform the entire targetting procedure. You have to start on another faction's page (i.e. the faction that Potato Alliance is currently attacking). Then press it repeatedly to cycle through the process of automatically finding a not-fully-irradiated nation to target your nukes at, targetting the right number of nukes to make that nation reach 100% radiation, and then finding another nation to repeat the process. When you use this keybind to target your nukes, it will automatically calculate what the best number of nukes to target is, without wasting too many. Just keep pressing the key repeatedly until you run out of nukes to target!

    L, L, L, ...

    View (press once) and launch (press twice) your nukes that are targetted and ready to be launched. If you're waiting for your nukes to get ready to launch, just press it over and over. It'll keep reloading the page until there's something to shoot down, at which point it'll select the launch button immediately.

    f

    Go to the page that lists all the factions and the scoreboard.

    Because Psithurism is a custom script, there are some details that can't be added to it yet (like the exact URL of the Potato Alliance faction page), so it's not available to install right now. But as soon as N-Day begins, Psithurism will be made available through a link and set of instructions on the Potato Command Discord server. Keep an eye out!

    There is one thing you can do to prepare for installing Psithurism, though: just like LibreNS++ above, Psithurism will be distributed as a userscript (a little bit of code that the user -- you -- add to your browser). So you need to install the Tampermonkey (LinkFirefox | LinkChrome) extension first in order to run it (those extensions basically just allow you to add your own little bits of code to your browser). In addition, if you've previously installed Breeze++ or a similar extension, make sure to turn it off before using Psithurism!

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    Murelia, Osheiga, and The eternal swedish empire

    Concrete Slab wrote:Just use these tools

    already ahead of you - i got LibreNS and Containerise already set up :p

    Concrete Slab, The eternal swedish empire, and Baller-land

    Osheiga wrote:already ahead of you - i got LibreNS and Containerise already set up :p

    Good stuff solider. I'm working on Containerise now

    The eternal swedish empire

    The american anarchist empire

    Away down nationstates in the land of chaos,
    Nuclear bombs and massive missiles,
    Nuke away! Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away!
    Where death's king and men are ash,
    TAAE boys will win the battles, nuke away! Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
    We'll all go down to the wasteland, shield away! Nuke away!
    Each survivor must know that they must mind their life is doomed.
    Nuke away! Shield away! We'll all go down to the wasteland!
    Nuke away! Shield away! We'll all go down to the wasteland!

    I wish I was in a bunker,
    I'd make sure I'd survive, shield away!
    Nuke away! Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
    We'll put the nukes all on route,
    I'll bet my life we're gonna die,
    Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
    We'll all go down to the wasteland, shield away! Nuke away!
    Each survivor must understand that they must know their life is doomed.
    Nuke away! Shield away! We'll all go down to the wasteland!
    Nuke Away! Shield Away! We'll all go down to the wasteland!

    O may our souls and spirits still live forever on those who remain! Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
    And let our tale forever be for the world and for
    TAAE, shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!

    We'll all go down to the wasteland, nuke away! Shield away!
    Each survivor must understand that they must mind their life is doomed.
    Shield away, nuke away!
    We'll all go down to the wasteland! Shield away, run away, we'll all go down...

    Concrete Slab, Noimosini, Gaila, and The eternal swedish empire

    Im not gonna use my puppets because Im lazy and dont wanna download anything

    Concrete Slab, The eternal swedish empire, and Unified asian states

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