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The Nicest Citizens in The Sweet Ubiquity

World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Jolly Jingle Jangle of Fa-la-la-la-la	Democratic Socialists	“Where did you want these holly balls?”
2.	The Pink Zombie Paradise of Vox World	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Lift up your voices if they're not too heavy”
3.	The Glitzy Gold of Left Angeles	Left-Leaning College State	“Look at us now, we're beautiful”
4.	The Tasty States of Paprika Islands	Democratic Socialists	“Spice or garnish, who's to say?”
5.	The United Socialist States of Kiwiwu	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“All For Kiwiwu”
6.	The Turquoise Paradise of Shi Shi Lala	Democratic Socialists	“Swanky!”
7.	The Final Countdown of Dumb Bucketlist	New York Times Democracy	“But then I thought when will I be back here?”
8.	The Underground Protectorate of Gemography	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Keep Digging”
9.	The Endless Stream of More Spiders	Corrupt Dictatorship	“That's right - I said more spiders!”
10.	The Jingoistic States of Resting Sitchface	Capitalizt	“Leopards will never eat my face.”

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