The Jingoistic States of Resting Sitchface is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 425 million Resting Sitchfaceans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Resting Sitchfacean economy, worth 26.8 trillion sitches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,965 sitches, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,083 per year while the poor average 13,094, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is a serious problem. Resting Sitchface's national animal is the leopard.

Resting Sitchface is ranked 181,821^st in the world and 7^th in The Sweet Ubiquity for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.73 kickbacks per hour.