The Protectorate of Tik Tak is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 267 million Tik Takians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The Tik Takian economy, worth 12.3 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,183 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tik Tak's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tik Tak is ranked 219,049^th in the world and 3^rd in The United countries for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 778.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.