The Holy Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.594 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth a remarkable 3,766 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,863 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 9,971^st in the world and 7^th in The United Federations for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,677.92 on the Gilded Widget Scale.