The Kingdom of Eastern Moria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Aragorn II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.325 billion Eastern Morians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sindarian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Morian economy, worth 263 trillion White Gems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 198,597 White Gems, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,795,567 per year while the poor average 2,632, a ratio of 682 to 1.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, military spending recently hit a new high, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Moria's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alternate Universe Theory.

Eastern Moria is ranked 242,878^th in the world and 599^th in The Wellspring for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.