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Largest Gambling Industry: 711thMost Primitive: 1,068thHighest Crime Rates: 1,888th
The Borderlands of
Father Knows Best State
When the world shoves you around, just shove back
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Zoronoa

Population6.704 billion

CapitalSantōryu
LeaderShimotsuki Tashigi
Faitheither swordsmanship or kendo

Currencykatana
Animalzoroark

The Borderlands of Zoronoa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Shimotsuki Tashigi with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.704 billion Zoronoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santōryu. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The all-consuming Zoronoan economy, worth 712 trillion katanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 106,316 katanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Shimotsuki Tashigi is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, Shimotsuki Tashigi has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zoronoa's national animal is the zoroark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is either swordsmanship or kendo.

Zoronoa is ranked 283,342nd in the world and 14th in The Straw Hat Pirates for Safest, scoring 4.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 711thMost Primitive: 1,068thHighest Crime Rates: 1,888thTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,953rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,025thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,556thMost Avoided: 6,712thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,771stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,293rdMost Armed: 10,707thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,358thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 19,037thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,908th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Zoronoa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Most Avoided and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Zoronoa lodged a message on the The Straw Hat Pirates Regional Message Board.
  • : Zoronoa changed its national leader to "Shimotsuki Tashigi".
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, Shimotsuki Tashigi has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
  • : Zoronoa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, Shimotsuki Tashigi is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Zoronoa, euthanasia is legal.

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