The Iron Reich of Eurogoslavia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Kaisen general Suttler with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 947 million Eurogoslavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linograd. The average income tax rate is 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurogoslavian economy, worth 109 trillion Reich's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,100 Reich's marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, the fate of the world literally rests on Kaisen general Suttler's fingers, and a soldier's body is a temple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurogoslavia's national animal is the Snow wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eurogoslavia is ranked 22,547^th in the world and 1^st in military state of Deren for Most Patriotic, with 44.69 flags saluted per person per day.