The Oppressed Peoples of Vodkalandia Founder is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.617 billion Vodkalandia Founderians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Vodkalandia Founderian economy, worth 134 trillion Vodkas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,441 Vodkas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,543 per year while the poor average 3,224, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vodkalandia Founder's national animal is the Vodka, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vodkalandia Founder is ranked 162,544^th in the world and 1^st in Vodkalandia for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.