The Grinding Gears of Clockwork Barmaid is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Stripped Bolt with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.393 billion Clockwork Barmaids are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steam powered drink server. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Clockwork Barmaid economy, worth 77.0 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,245 BARMAID coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, prison is a nightmare, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clockwork Barmaid's national animal is the Clockwork Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Supreme Tik-Tok device.

Clockwork Barmaid is ranked 84,794^th in the world and 8^th in Warzone Sandbox for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,986.15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.