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Governor of the Empire (Governor): The Avaldonian Progenitor of Saxe-Weimar-Eisenbach und Hohenstein

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Regal Empire of Nordvindrige (elected )

Founder: The Avaldonian Progenitor of Saxe-Weimar-Eisenbach und Hohenstein

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Most Nations: 226th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,485th
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Avaldonia contains 127 nations, the 226th most in the world.

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The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Avaldonia

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As a region, Avaldonia is ranked 10,096th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The DADHPRDGBCHGASKGCBDP of The Twelve RiversIron Fist Consumerists“You are a communist.”
2.The Democratic Federation of Jaktoko 2Iron Fist Consumerists“Move toward freedom”
3.The Community of Free Cities of SyndraNew York Times Democracy“Technology, cargo ship and nationstates”
4.The Federation of Comptats CatalansNew York Times Democracy“Mare Nostrum”
5.The Empire of PolmenaniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“From ash, we rise again.”
6.The Democratic Republic of Estado de RagnarInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Endure”
7.The Empire of AkiflandiyaCivil Rights Lovefest“Peace and Justice”
8.The Monarch-Unist Kingdom of Techno e MechLeft-Leaning College State“A nation needs to respect everyone!”
9.The Republic of Avaldonian United NationsAnarchy“United in Diversity”
10.The Greater Commonwealth of United Tropics of TorchlandLeft-Leaning College State“Libertatem tueri, patriam defendere”
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Oklo And Council Of Ministers wrote:If the conflict escalates we shall inform you

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Published factbook on Xordisian civil war, any info is appreciated to increase the accuracy and or detail.

President Perez adopts the "Belyev Strategy"

Today, May 19th, 2026, President Perez announced the new course of Chistorossiyan foreign policy, proposed by the Minister of Defence, Alexey Belyaev. From now on the Chistorossiyan state will protect its interests in South America and Ireland by any means necessarym including open hostilities with other countries. Chistorossiya will do anything to prevent the occupation of lands in these areas by foreign powers and will see fit to strike at unfriendly regimes within South America and Ireland.

The Viloodds wrote:No idea, I've just been reading up about China to try and get some idea, I still don't know much.

Update pls. Also, have you maybe considered having a kinda like DPRK-ROK situation with TRR? I think it would be interesting although maybe more trouble than it's worth.

Harvi wrote:Update pls. Also, have you maybe considered having a kinda like DPRK-ROK situation with TRR? I think it would be interesting although maybe more trouble than it's worth.

Ah yes, this is one of those critically excoriated 'bad ideas' I've heard so much about. Very nice.

Nikolaias wrote:
Captain Dasquem’s voice crackles over the comms, his tone resolute. "Mission Control, I'm going to ram the comet with the shuttle. It's the only way." The tension is palpable as the mission control room falls silent. "Captain Dasquem, we can't let you do that," a voice responds. "There has to be another way."

Hagorth shakes his head, eyes focused on the looming comet. "There is no other way. This is our last shot. I have to do this. For everyone." He takes one final look at the photo of Alice before tucking it away. "Goodbye, Alice," he whispers. With a determined expression, he accelerates the shuttle, aiming directly at Comet Lhari.

Back on Earth, the group gathers around the radio, the tension thick in the air. Michelle looks at Harrison, worry etched on her face. "Do you think he can do it?" she asks softly. Harrison squeezes her hand. "If anyone can, it's Hagorth," he replies, though his voice betrays his own uncertainty.

The radio crackles to life, and everyone falls silent. "This is it," Andrew mutters, gripping the framed photo of Ernest tightly. "We're about to find out."

Mission Control's voice breaks through the static. "Captain Dasquem is making his final approach. Godspeed, Captain." The sound of explosions and alarms fills the background, and then there is silence.

In the shuttle, Captain Dasquem takes a deep breath. "For humanity," he says, and then the shuttle collides with Comet Lhari. The impact is cataclysmic, sending shockwaves through space.

The group on Earth watches the sky, seeing a bright flash as the shuttle makes contact. "Did he do it?" Anna Bello whispers, tears streaming down her face. "Did he stop it?"

Mission Control's voice comes back, filled with emotion. "We... we have confirmation. The comet has been shattered. Captain Dasquem's sacrifice was not in vain. The Earth is safe."

Cheers erupt around the room, and Michelle breaks down in tears, hugging Harrison tightly. "He did it," she sobs. "He actually did it."

Ivan, unable to contain his excitement, jumps up and down. "We’re saved! Captain Dasquem did it!" Even Emperor Jorad allows himself a rare smile, nodding in approval.

As the group celebrates, the radio continues, "We owe our lives to Captain Hagorth Dasquem. His bravery and sacrifice will never be forgotten."

Michelle looks at the sky, whispering a prayer of thanks. "Thank you, Hagorth. You saved us all."

Meanwhile…

This is NIN News, and the comet is successfully destroyed! However, Captain Dasquem is nowhere to be seen… oh wait! Is that him?” Reporters stare as Captain Dasquem holds onto one of the shuttle’s debris, a photo of Alice visible in his pocket. Officers quickly prepare a safe surface for Dasquem to land on.

Meanwhile

The group sees LNN and NIN’s report on the comet, and is enjoyed by the outcome. “God bless Hagorth in heaven!” yells Anna, “Wait a minute, that’s him?” She points at the TV, where Hagorth is seen holding on to some broken debris - his shuttle.

(Writer's block sucks, lol, but a news dispatch on this victory will soon be made. Here's the finale! You can write an epilogue if you'd like!)

The group leans into the TV. Captain Dasquem definitely looks to be holding onto debris, but upon closer inspection, his space suit is torn and his helmet is shattered. The camera turns away as everyone around the world makes the same realization that Captain Dasquem, one of the most renowned LASA and Nikolaiasan Space Agency astronauts, had perished in his sacrifice to save Earth... The group looks at each other, "So, I guess the world isn't ending after all." Maya says, shrugging, "Well, thanks for dinner anyhow, Michelle!" Judy gazes out of the window into the night sky where the remnants of Comet Lhari fly across the sky as harmless shooting stars, replying, "Yes, it would've been a very nostalgic way out had the worst come to be. But it didn't! Thank you anyway!" Andrew adds, holding his framed photo of Ernest, "Indeed. Ernest and I appreciate it very much!" As the rest of the surprise guests move to the door, Anna Bello stays back to say her own thanks, "Thank you guys for being a sort of family. We're nothing alone, but it's good to know that we aren't alone." She looks to her Fiancée, Maya. Maya nods, affirming the feeling. Anna Bello backs out the door, the group waving one last time as the door shuts. Duchess Anna breaks the silence, "So, the world's not over. What now?" Emperor Jorad replies, "Party?" Duchess Anna laughs, the rest of the group actually agreeing. Ivan says, "It's either that or plan to sue K-CORP for reckless endangerment. Both of which are to be done, but the former is much more fun-sounding! SOMEBODY TURN ON KING!"

And so they do. Just for one night, even if the world isn't ending, they get their break. Afterward, a memorial service is opened in Hagorth Dasquem's name in the Lexxonian Palace's honorary graveyard. It sits right between Ernest and Vixen Wakefield herself. The world moves on. Even though it didn't end that night, it will still one day END.

!!-NOT CANON-!!

Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension...

The radio crackles... "The comet... remains intact...--" Michelle turns off the radio immediately. That's it. She speaks calmly as if the world isn't about to end in literally 10 minutes. "Let's get back to the table. No more news." Everyone nods, silently going along with the act of making their final night alive just like any another Saturday. Meanwhile, in LNN's broadcasting room... "So... Comet Lhari is still intact," the news anchor sighs, everyone in the studio running off. The news anchor goes on, "Well, I suppose there's only one thing left on our minds. Of course, that being what tomorrow's weather would look like if we were going to be alive to see it!" Someone from the background shouts: "Screw this! I'm going to see my husband!" Another person shouts over the phone in a heavy accent: "Talia! No more long-distance, I'm coming to see you now!" The streets outside of LNN and across Amaxon City, as well as across Lexxon and Nikolaias, and the world in general, have erupted into pandemonium. It's the last night of the world, and it's officially become a lawless land for the final 10 minutes of it.

Across the globe... Couples hug each other as they watch Comet Lhari in the night sky grow closer. Some people use pistols and revolvers to shoot uselessly at the comet. Across Polmenania, people rush to the beaches along the coast of the impact site to get the best possible view for their final moments. Riots, looting, absolute chaos everywhere. For people in more secluded areas, allow themselves to watch the comet make its impact from the great mountains. The group sits... reminiscing of their old adventures. Michelle tells the stories of the monster that was Ken Alans, and the slap she gave him once he ordered the infamous open fire on the Amaxon border. Anna Bello and Maya tell the story of how they became more than just co-workers after Eko restrictions were lifted. Harrison recounts his experiences with the Woodlocks, Andrew adding along, laughing gladly. It's just another night. "Should we say what we're grateful for?" Judy suggests, Duchess Anna nodding, "Why not? I'm grateful for the people I met during this recent ordeal." She locks hands with Emperor Jorad, the both of them smiling as Emperor Jorad speaks, "I'm grateful for meeting all of you. It's such an honor. And you especially, of course." He looks back to Duchess Anna. Siv raises his wine-filled glass, "I'm... Just glad we tried. Man, we tried." Ivan comforts him, "We know we did. It's just another night, Siv." Harrison admits, placing a hand on Siv's shoulder, "Honestly, I'm grateful for you tagging along. You've been such a cool dude. Sorry for my LNN outburst... And our competitive nature..." Siv replies, "It's no problem, really, Har. It made things a lot more interesting, and it's helped me really come to terms with just how much I should start letting myself truly live. I'm glad I could do it with you all."

The comet gets closer... It begins to burn like a fireball as it enters Earth's atmosphere. Michelle looks out of the window, watching Comet Lhari disappear into the horizon. She can't help but resemble it's appearance to Flight 802. Finally... KABOOM! Impact is made. Clouds disperse as the comet strikes the Atlantic, destroying onlookers on Polmenanian beach fronts. The shockwave fans out across the globe, high-magnitude earthquakes erupting around worldwide. Debris from the impact zone flies miles into the sky, crashing back down again as residual meteors. Nations near the Atlantic are destroyed nearly immediately. The shockwave fans out further, faster than the speed of sound, toward Lexxon. The group waits... The first sign is apparent when the overhead lights begin to occasionally flicker. Michelle smiles, "This place always had bad wiring." Everyone sits around, talking more about past stories, admitting long-kept secrets, and overall enjoying the company. Michelle holds hands with Harrison once the shaking starts. It begins with a soft vibration of the ground and walls, almost as though someone was playing loud bass music next door. It soon escalates to shake drinks around, making them flow back and forth within their glasses. The lights flicker again. Everyone keeps the act up. Anna Bello holds onto Maya and Judy, as if they were a happy family of three. Eventually, things fall quiet once more, and Siv speaks, "Well, we really had everything, didn't we?" Everyone shares silent nods across the table. The shaking starts up again, building up. Time freezes as the shockwave reaches them. The walls of Michelle's childhood home crash down. The windows shatter. The lights overload and explode. All in a second, everything is dark.

END.

JPNR[]English Broadcasting

Crash of the economy.

Today,This afternoon many citizens saw buisnessmen jumping off high-rise towers for no appearent reason.Speculations about economic crash started to appear as retail stores,some shopping malls and 3 supermarkets closed.Officials recommend seeking phisycal and mental help,avoid high-rise buildings and save any amount of yen you have.This is our last brodcast until further notice.

Josekai wrote:JPNR[]English Broadcasting

Crash of the economy.

Today,This afternoon many citizens saw buisnessmen jumping off high-rise towers for no appearent reason.Speculations about economic crash started to appear as retail stores,some shopping malls and 3 supermarkets closed.Officials recommend seeking phisycal and mental help,avoid high-rise buildings and save any amount of yen you have.This is our last brodcast until further notice.

You aren't in the rp yet...(I think)

Deutschbund AL wrote:You aren't in the rp yet...(I think)

Lemme do some news please....I rarely participate in rp.

Josekai wrote:Lemme do some news please....I rarely participate in rp.

You needa apply to join in the RP..

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