The Queendom of Eidelund is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 537 million Eidelundians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Eidelundian economy, worth 16.7 trillion Eidelmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 31,074 Eidelmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eidelund's national animal is the Fedele, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eidelund is ranked 44,666^th in the world and 1,004^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 104.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.