Population | 6.404 billion |
Capital | Gaullegrad |
Leader | General Johan R Rutherford |
Faith | Capitalism |
Currency | Digital Pyk |
Animal | Kiwi |
The United Cantons of Northen Luxembourg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by General Johan R Rutherford with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.404 billion Northern Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaullegrad. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Luxembourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion Digital Pyks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,181 Digital Pyks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northen Luxembourg's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Northen Luxembourg is ranked 236,544th in the world and 4,572nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 17.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Northen Luxembourg was endorsed by The Silly Pirate Fox Goober of New Westmore.
- : Northen Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Northen Luxembourg, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Northen Luxembourg endorsed The Goin' Silent of Zukchiva.
- : Northen Luxembourg was endorsed by The Suspiciously blue nation of H-Zhena.
- : Northen Luxembourg was endorsed by The Holy and Chill Kingdom of Restovix.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 97 » Aivintis, Hizuru, Lanagon, Ridann, Fellon, Headpat Central, The Marlands, Santa Dystopia, The Soviet Texas Union, Axdel, Talitoa, The Almighty Country, Enlil, United Citizens, A mean old man, Drunken Seal Islands, New Leganes, Kriov, Cacnesia, Unger under over, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kalaratri, Xhya-zsathis 03b, BearStackof2015, ReReReRepublic, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Freedomindia, The Empire of Rijelv, Sea Lions, New Bradenia Ghost, Republic of Berzerkistan, From New World, Under Upper Antartica, Verconia, Tshana, Blobbo, Stellar Colonies, Modra, Davinhia, Pekweng, Impia Aghte, Thurland, Pakitsk, CheeseBurrito, Iodinia, Aeljae, New Sandsnionion, Trimmania, Romanoddle Republic, and 47 others.Barfleur, ReeK, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Marrabuk, Murshan, Pondingonia, Roliganistan, Kublam, Adolanta, Asendavia, East Malaysia, La Xinga, Tassirion, Dwightica, New Gehenna, Troc, Vallangast, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades, Agave, Evrigenis, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, Merlovich, Roissyland, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Sandboxford, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Liberatarianism, Reynar, Katalantana, Central Snowia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Opyra, Kyrisland, Arleat, Gem, Vussul, Restovix, H-Zhena, and New Westmore.