The Democracy of Northern Guyeds Koblinge is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by välvilja with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.12 billion Northern Guyeds Koblingeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouverset. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobliean economy, worth 476 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,690 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over välvilja's questionably sane new coalition partners, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Guyeds Koblinge's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern Guyeds Koblinge is ranked 3,372^nd in the world and 88^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 137.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.