The Empire of Trump Almighty is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.912 billion Trump Worshippers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Trump Almightyian economy, worth 337 trillion Walls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,920 Walls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,752 per year while the poor average 20,313, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Contestants on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionheir?' have a 50:50 chance of humiliation, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Trump Almighty's national animal is the Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Trump Cult.

Trump Almighty is ranked 243,068^th in the world and 16^th in Maputo for Most Primitive, scoring -132.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.