The Constitutional Monarchy of Veliekopolie is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Otaman-Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.117 billion Veliekopolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steposlav. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Veliekopolian economy, worth 62.7 trillion velikopolian karbovanets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,098 velikopolian karbovanets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Veliekopolie's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Veliekopolie is ranked 30,150^th in the world and 722^nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 109 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.