The Natrium of Na is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.448 billion Nans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Na City. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nan economy, worth a remarkable 4,677 trillion nas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,429 nas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and foreigners write "made in Na" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Na's national animal is the Na, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Na is ranked 300,947^th in the world and 15^th in Oceania for Nicest Citizens, with 0.43 average smiles per day.