The Euprarian State of Lotoslovalkia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 634 million Lotoslovalkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austenford. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lotoslovalkian economy, worth 27.5 trillion Kavets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,338 Kavets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and Lotoslovalkia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotoslovalkia's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lotoslovalkia is ranked 98,438^th in the world and 121^st in The Western Isles for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 86.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.