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Lowest Crime Rates: 35th Most Secular: 37th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th
The Glorious People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Supreme Leader Jibbo Manzil Zoon
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.48 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Jibbo Manzil Zoon
FaithShining Path

AnimalBlack Dog

The Glorious People's Republic of Aggro is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Jibbo Manzil Zoon with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.48 billion Aggroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aggropolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,368 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 316,665 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggro's national animal is the Black Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shining Path.

Aggro is ranked 122,549th in the world and 4,360th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Lowest Crime Rates: 35thMost Secular: 37thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40thHighest Average Tax Rates: 105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107thLargest Governments: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 215thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 231stMost Corrupt Governments: 275thMost Advanced Public Education: 282ndHealthiest Citizens: 321stHighest Poor Incomes: 326thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 400thLargest Welfare Programs: 413thMost Pacifist: 453rdMost Developed: 528thMost Beautiful Environments: 582ndSmartest Citizens: 623rdLongest Average Lifespans: 630thMost Subsidized Industry: 733rdBest Weather: 747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 930thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,074thSafest: 1,241stHighest Average Incomes: 1,327thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,503rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 2,289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,529thMost Influential: 2,619thHighest Economic Output: 4,828thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,636thMost Efficient Economies: 5,656thMost Extreme: 6,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,194thMost Conservative: 6,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,789thTop
Most Cultured: 7,904thMost Income Equality: 12,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,913th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionMost Conservative: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 132nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 166th in the regionMost Cultured: 182nd in the regionMost Extreme: 195th in the regionMost Income Equality: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 224th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 377th in the region

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