The Kingdom of Ahlgrim is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 683 million Andourans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ahlgrimian economy, worth 61.1 trillion Grics a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,504 Grics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ahlgrim's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahlgrim's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ahlgrim is ranked 277,761^st in the world and 6,016^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.