The Dictatorship of Alakanasas is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its fear of technology, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 640 million Alakanasasians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Alakanasasian economy, worth 48.6 trillion Crinkles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 75,868 Crinkles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, every day at 4am Alakanasasians wake to pray for the sun to rise, and Alakanasas has designated Alakanasas City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alakanasas's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alakanasas is ranked 211,982^nd in the world and 8,818^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 257.52 on the Societal Mobility Rating.