The Confederacy of Confederacy of North America is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jim Hacker with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.289 billion Confederacy of North Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Confederacy of North American economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion American Confederacy Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,886 American Confederacy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and courtrooms can be a little sketchy. Crime is totally unknown. Confederacy of North America's national animal is the American bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederacy of North America is ranked 250,168^th in the world and 5,550^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.