The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.777 billion No mokingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 8,021 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 352,165 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Main Man Egor tend to disappear, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, and the might of the entire No mokingian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 227^th in the world and 4^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 14,936.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.