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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 183rdLargest Black Market: 207thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 277th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't Hate, Obliterate
Main Man Egor
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

No moking

Population22.527 billion

CapitalPetersburgh
LeaderMain Man Egor
FaithThe Knights Templar

CurrencyPuck
AnimalWhite Tiger

The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.527 billion No mokingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 9,551 trillion Pucks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 424,002 Pucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 66,453rd in the world and 684th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 725.44166766148 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 183rdLargest Black Market: 207thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 277thMost Subsidized Industry: 460thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 467thHighest Average Incomes: 880thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 885thHighest Economic Output: 922ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,588thMost Influential: 1,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,873rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,982ndRudest Citizens: 2,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,204thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,315thLargest Governments: 2,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,704thLargest Retail Industry: 2,760thMost Developed: 2,765thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,824thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,706thMost Cultured: 4,040thMost Efficient Economies: 4,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,158thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,711thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,207thHighest Food Quality: 5,350thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,397thLargest Mining Sector: 5,729thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,114thMost Inclusive: 8,048thMost Patriotic: 9,026thLargest Populations: 12,148thHealthiest Citizens: 12,151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,599thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,517thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,635thMost Armed: 18,572ndMost Secular: 20,463rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,850thMost Average: 28,911th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionLargest Populations: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 145th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 156th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 171st in the regionMost Patriotic: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 203rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 218th in the regionMost Inclusive: 234th in the regionMost Armed: 274th in the regionMost Average: 275th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 301st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 414th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 416th in the regionMost Secular: 447th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in No moking, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : No moking was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » Drystar, Tsunamy, Amerion, Ever Testing, Beblahbleblo, Great Lothian, Chernaya Zvezda, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Ebonhand, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Aurcania, Ostavaria, ARIAPOLIS01, Kiasu-ism, Jehenna, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Curlyhoward, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, The Haughtherlands, Tur Monkadzii, Zaelith, Soem, Oreo States, Abarri, Unielvan Millorvium, Altnavia, Myness, Venkara, Saciu, Privatore, Atomic Garden, Grand Milania, Ugranda, New Bulacan, Land of Mari, Dereistic, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Linden Oak, and 118 others.The Worst army of, Noire Denholm, Estival, Goldnation, The Ginger Lands, Dun Frest, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Sporaltryus, Kazhinskia, Venezia Pacifica, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, Sordandia, Bonobiana, North Pernambuco, Skaladoria, America Gone Wrong, Farelonia, Arlandias, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, USNE2018, Alvira, Gonthavnor, Yugarritia, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Balisca, Nova Rhodia, Dakalian, Doundaly, Cerespasia, Dimplingpie, Greater Lamero, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Maeiland, Purisect, Sumina, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, New Maxta, Sea shep, Amerinsca, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Deerp, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Los Lonley Boys, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Yusan, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Mercian Legions, The Filippinas, Aodhan, Vertruse, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Bogani, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Dundea Loea, Satilynia, Threnluel, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Stelmund, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Shakalam, and Albend.

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