The Kingdom of Authoron is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Authoron with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.483 billion Eternians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andor. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eternian economy, worth a remarkable 1,703 trillion Andoran Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,483 Andoran Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Authoron, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoron's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Authoron is ranked 4,038^th in the world and 204^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,490.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.