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The frighteningly efficient Ⓑⓐⓛⓓⓦⓘⓝ Ⓟⓐⓡⓚⓘⓐⓝ economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion Ⓛⓐⓑⓞⓡ Ⓝⓞⓣⓔs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 325,191 Ⓛⓐⓑⓞⓡ Ⓝⓞⓣⓔs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baldwin Park's national animal is the Ⓑⓛⓐⓒⓚ Ⓒⓗⓘⓒⓚⓔⓝ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ⓑⓤⓓⓓⓗⓘⓢⓜ.

Baldwin Park is ranked 2,186^th in the world and 8^th in Hell for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,956.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.