Population | 21.727 billion |
Capital | Balzarus |
Currency | balzan |
Animal | wagtail |
The United Provinces of Balzaria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.727 billion Balzarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balzarus. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Balzarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion balzans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,354 balzans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Balzarian sovereign territory, and there is something rotten in the state of Balzaria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balzaria's national animal is the wagtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Balzaria is ranked 289,545th in the world and 6,285th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Balzaria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Economic Output, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Balzaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Republic of Zyropia.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 259 » Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Necromonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Corfad, Unimaginable Doom, Maott, Phoronu, Shibutani, Former English Colony, New Trisone, Koda-Land, Zeternia, Ethnon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Empy, Wilkshire, The Rhein States, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Omnistria, The Austro Germanic Union, Ninjak30, Cinnibar, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Loutsland, Xagill, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Zecit, Seenvorland, and 209 others.Zyvetskistaahn, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Chukstik Illahi, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Prydania, Sikol, Simone Republic, A Salmon Named Harold, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, Bankowiata, The Jerichowan Country, Confederacy of North America, Andanavia, AmManies, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Capitista, New Terra-Nullius, Holy Marcus Empire, Singamadri, Cobolica, KAP03land, Bornodia, Loptous, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Bagojo, Filibustra, Batatoland Empire, Varisland, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Gendirt, Antiyard, Sechiole, Alzaran, Roman Empire August, Arucaria, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Old Emporia, Intion North, Parpyduckland, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Chipoli, Oannia, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Nationeer, Racoda, Elephant Bill Land, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Harjad, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Gorundu, Esperonia, Rinadia, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Southern Moosetopia, Laurendon, Marlducro, Saugeen Shores, Catalis, Segesta, Etanur, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Vilaforta, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, Orjald, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Keb Numar, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Blyskalia, Yokciq Empire, Mesvice, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, New Cordyceps, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Saint-Dauphin, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Amdupe, Bodhisva, Ijo, Sindoesia, Kingdom of Time, Darbland, New Derse, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Tugupaw, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Zelenaya Dolina, Aerilia, Arjuna, Zandos, Love Shack, Perikuresu, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Latin Crimea, Northumberlandia, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Halsoni, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Psykistriaa, Lezaseia, Eludmonden, Kainin, Lugarvatn, Fragrancia, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Ziprotscria, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, ZleekyGgh, Suvarnavarta, Burback, Yaorozu, Joevala, Aneth, Tanbearia, Davidianian, Zyropia, Northern Zorbrasnka, Tragesch Firwat, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Picairn, and Stal Valley.