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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207thMost Developed: 302nd
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists
yovaj geovaj op vaji dunoretutoup ug uas musuf Fiyavis.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.797 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderQussan Faitamaqaj


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Qussan Faitamaqaj with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 6.797 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,873 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Bawkie are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", the horniness of the great-horned cat is considered a national priority, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 302nd in the world and 15th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 99.24 on the Human Development Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 14thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207thMost Developed: 302ndHealthiest Citizens: 304thLongest Average Lifespans: 333rdMost Influential: 421stLowest Crime Rates: 494thBest Weather: 545thMost Pacifist: 596thSafest: 645thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 750thMost Compassionate Citizens: 769thMost Inclusive: 841stNicest Citizens: 935thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,297thSmartest Citizens: 1,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,918thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,260thTop
Largest Governments: 2,592ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,728thMost Cultured: 2,842ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,086thHighest Average Incomes: 4,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,750thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,833rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,389thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,478thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,588thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,845thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,700thHighest Economic Output: 11,233rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,377thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,804thMost Stationary: 18,389th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 158th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 218th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 219th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 268th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 289th in the regionMost Stationary: 346th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 367th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 500th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 775th in the region

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