The Commonwealth of Pirmagonia is a small, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29 million Pirmagonians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pirmagonian economy, worth 1.44 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,516 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, foreign football clubs wave the Pirmagonian flag before every game, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pirmagonia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pirmagonia is ranked 102,166^th in the world and 3,263^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.