The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.064 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 4,119 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,043 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 3,769^th in the world and 159^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 62.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.