The Kingdom of Geneek is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 255 million Geneekians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Geneekian economy, worth 14.0 trillion United States Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,050 United States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geneek's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geneek is ranked 94,138^th in the world and 1,813^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.69 flags saluted per person per day.