Population | 31.386 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.386 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 19,894 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 633,864 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,283,389 per year while the poor average 34,689, a ratio of 123 to 1.
Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 246,166th in the world and 6th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 99.94 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, Cashdeer is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.